That's when I spotted them. The most handsome public servants around. The NYPD? oh no. FDNY? not so much. I'm talking about the Sanitation workers of NYC. I ran up to one of the guys who was throwing garbage in the back of the truck. It is 5am at this point, mind you. Our conversation went something like this:
Megan: Can I ride on the back of your truck? (probably sounded more like "chtyan iiii rtide oun thye hbbbbacyylk fo ruoury ckrftruwwwck?")
Big black sanitation worker: No honey, I'll get fired for that.
Megan: So. I don't care. I'm an overprivelaged brat.
Small white sanitiation worker: You could ride up front with me (as he gives me creepy rapist stare)
Megan and Meghan: OK!!!!
Most people don't believe this story--that Meghan and I actually took a ride on an NYC sanitation truck at 5am for from 6th ave to 8th ave....but I documented this bizarre event. The proof is in the pictures below.
This guy liked me
This guy liked Meghan. (figures)
Meghan and I in the truck. Badass.
Riding in the truck.