That being said, I'm up against another co-author of BHGP. That's right. I'm up against Mr. Jebus H Christ himself.
The thing about Jebus and I is we are both known to have rather spirited commenters at times. As we were discussing our battle plans (I was painting my face blue at the time throwing darts at a photo of King Edward I pinned to the wall), I suppose we came to this realization that this whole Marchifornication will be a battle not between us, but rather between my readers and his. It's going to be tough, but I have faith in you guys. You've been great to me so far, don't fail me now!
VOTE HERE (again).
[sharpens her weapon of choice--her knife from Sexy Knife Posing]
LET'S DO THIS.
shots on me if I win!
Note: This is the last time any of you will have to do this, I promise. Even in brackets of nonsense, I still got to win. You know how I do.
15 comments:
So here's my problem. I've been a loyal BHGP fan for quite some time now (since its inception, I believe), but have only recently begun to comment. And now I'm faced with this dilemna: vote for you, a loyal and fun BHGP commenter (and good blogger), or vote for JHC, the creator of BHGP and equally good blogger. You're a girl, so bonus for you, but he once killed a squirrel with his bare hands. I'm at a loss on what to do.
Meg
Again with the fork.
JEBUS.IS.DONE.
Your loyal subject in AZ.
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patrick-
He did nothing of the sort! He ran around his lawn with a golf club at one of Mother Nature's creatures!
andy-
I like you.
Aw, you know I gots your back, puddin'.
You're too good to me, sugar!
Done. I haven't voted this much since Gaiken was on Idol.
Both of your blogs are must reads for me. But in the end I only heard of Man Vs Train because of you, Its almost like you are his mother in the sense of how I found his blog--- you gave birth to it as such, for me. However, He also turned me on to the Whole Football GENRE blogs which are really cool, its really tough, but out of the two of you that I dont know, I think I dont know you better then how much I dont know him Therefore my vote is yours.
mjones-
Your votes are much appreciated!
bill-
You are totally right. I'm like the Cradle of Life when it comes to blogs! All blog life starts with IQJY.
Oh Meg, I voted for you anyways. but it was much, MUCH closer than I would have expected. Had I never known of his blog, you would have won in a landslide. Your comment derailing is untouchable (whereas you, I would like to think, are the exact opposite...is it getting hot in here?). You garnered my vote, not to worry.
Huh? I haven't been really touched by a man since the Carter administration.
Wait, if you gave birth to Jebus, are you the Virgin Meggy?
Oh honey, no. I played my virgin card years ago.
Pursuant to Bill from Gainesville's logic, I should win the tournament because I introduced MvT to you. Ergo, I should win the tournament.
But I wouldn't have found MvT if I hadn't clicked through a comment he left on EDSBS, so by transitive property, EDSBS is the winner.
But I wouldn't have found the comment on EDSBS if JHC hadn't left it in the first place, so the chain of events leading to your dissemination of the MvT url leads back to him.
In closing, whether you win or lose, JHC wins.
Can I just say this is the worst comment thread ever? Why don't you all just make out?
I'm a guy... you're a girl. You get the vote.
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