You all remember Fiddles, right? Well Fiddles had the following status message up yesterday:
Wonders if tomorrow is Jimmy Shaker Day.
That's fine and all, but two things: 1) Who the fuck is Jimmy Shaker and 2) HE HAD THIS STATUS MESSAGE UP FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS. I mean, how much can one wonder if today is Jimmy Shaker Day or not?
So I took some action. Some passive aggressive action. I put up a status message that read: TODAY IS NOT JIMMY SHAKER DAY which in turn prompted Fiddles to put up a status message that declared tomorrow (that'd be today now) JIMMY SHAKER DAY.
Crimenotes and Flop rejoiced (ok Flop got annoyed), and today we celebrated Jimmy Shaker Day by doing absolutely nothing and denying each other group chat invites. He [Jimmy] would have been proud. Thanks, Jim.
Note: For those absolutely confused by this post, you're not alone. I'm not sure I get it either, but I can share this with you which won't help at all:
(but Lt. Dan, you ain't got no legs! How can you point that gun at me, Lt. Dan?!)
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
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8 comments:
Good lord I am TOTALLY lost but laughing my head off....maybe I'm just sleepy.
Jimmy Shaker Day was exactly what I expected.
There can't possibly be anything more emasculating than being manaced by Gary Sinise.
I don't know why, but your Quixotic charge on Jimmy Shaker Day has brought me 3-5 hearty laughs.
Also, I can't look at Sinise without thinking about his bold decision to cast John Malkovich as Lennie Small in his big screen directorial debut. Seeing Malkoivch with kleenex stuffed into the biceps of his shirt to make him look hulking was outstanding.
Bravo, Sinise.
Bravo.
my life-
That's the beauty of Jimmy Shaker Day
crimenotes-
We have to mark our calenders for next year.
JHC-
You were thrown into the middle of Jimmy Shaker Day without permission. It's the least I could do.
And I actually liked that movie!!!
I always thought it was New England regional dialect for one of those things you use to pour sprinkles on your ice cream.
Where I come from, we call the "jimmy shaker" a "helicopter".
GET OFF MY SON
GIMME BACK MY PLANE
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