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Also Bill-I've consumed for than enough alcohol to...

2008-05-14T16:34:00.000-04:00

Also Bill-
I've consumed for than enough alcohol to cover me for the next coming months. I'm pretty sure I've shaved a good 2 or 3 months off my inevitable liver transplant because of all this.

Team in Training pays for my wet suit so luckily I...

2008-05-14T16:33:00.000-04:00

Team in Training pays for my wet suit so luckily I don't have to shell out $400 for a fucking wetsuit.

A condom? Huh. Well I certainly know how to use one of those! (Sorry--not really)

We sell tri apparel at the store and my boss alway...

2008-05-14T14:07:00.000-04:00

We sell tri apparel at the store and my boss always tells wetsuiters to "roll it on like it's a condom". I think that means that it should have a reservoir tip.

You are going to flood the Hudson with awesome.

When do we get photos of you in your wetsuit? Pref...

2008-05-13T02:40:00.000-04:00

When do we get photos of you in your wetsuit? Preferably wearing a bike helmet and your badass running sunglasses? (To emphasize the triality of your quest, naturally.)

Like Bill from Gainesville, I lead a wetsuit-free,...

2008-05-13T00:11:00.000-04:00

Like Bill from Gainesville, I lead a wetsuit-free, alcohol-drenched existence. But I am in awe of this whole physical endurance training...

(No Grey Goose dirty martinis at ALL?!?! Not even a SMALL one?!)

first of all, no wetsuit looks good on anyone. i a...

2008-05-12T16:23:00.000-04:00

first of all, no wetsuit looks good on anyone. i am a certified diver and im telling you, ive yet to see anyone in real life (not in a catalog) look anything close to 'hot' in a wetsuit. like ever.

secondly--$400?? you did buy a decent one if price says anything.

good luck! :)

first of all, no wetsuit looks good on anyone. i a...

2008-05-12T16:22:00.000-04:00

Why does he have a Swastika on his wet suit? Why a...

2008-05-12T12:47:00.000-04:00

Why does he have a Swastika on his wet suit? Why are they standing so close together?
It's like he's admonishing her borrowing his back-up wet suit.

That picture is so weird. Why is he looking at her...

2008-05-12T10:33:00.000-04:00

That picture is so weird. Why is he looking at her like that? And why isn't he in my bed?

Swimming in the Hudson? Buying 400 dollar wetsuits...

2008-05-12T07:27:00.000-04:00

Swimming in the Hudson? Buying 400 dollar wetsuits? Ears that suck? alcohol LESS springs? --- Your life is just so different then mine--- I find it interesting. My life has lots of alcohol, zero wetsuits. I swim in the ocean or a pool and my ears are just cartlidge on the sides of my head.

$400??!!%%$$!#!)*(&@$! Holy shit! You should let...

2008-05-11T17:13:00.000-04:00

$400??!!%%$$!#!)*(&@$! Holy shit! You should let Bush know you spent your economic stimulus on this gorgeous wetsuit.

Oh my god. I'm not sure if that thing will ever fe...

2008-05-11T16:09:00.000-04:00

Oh my god. I'm not sure if that thing will ever feel good. Especially covered in that dirty Hudson water.

On the other hand, if I wear it out, I won't worry about spilling my beer on it!

Nevermind.

Hells yeah! Wear that farmer John suit wherever y...

2008-05-11T04:36:00.000-04:00

Hells yeah! Wear that farmer John suit wherever you go!

Sometimes wetsuit fitting can be a beach (ha, get it!), so you really want to move around in it to make sure it feels good. Get down, get funky!