tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post857894181088594673..comments2008-05-05T10:10:09.487-04:00dmbmeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04066785220947109829noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-12854751046085316492008-05-05T10:10:00.000-04:002008-05-05T10:10:00.000-04:00I've never heard of such a thing before!!<BR/><BR/>Can you imagine the 911 call? <BR/><BR/><B>Home Owner:</B> "Someone has broken into our house!?<BR/><BR/><B>911 Operator</B>: "Sir, calm down. Is anything missing?"<BR/><BR/><B>Home Owner:</B> "No, everything appears to be in it's place."<BR/><BR/><B>911 Operator</B>: "How do you know that someone broke into the house."<BR/><BR/><B>Home Owner:</B> "There's strange vomit in the living room. It's not ours!! Send help!"catherinettehttp://catherinette.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-71352886066061434722008-05-04T23:51:00.000-04:002008-05-04T23:51:00.000-04:00this sounds like something my friends and i would do, did u perhaps go to bing?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-30667859099579447122008-04-30T15:38:00.000-04:002008-04-30T15:38:00.000-04:00oh college...good times. that cracked me the fuck up!Brookehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08881595563175818571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-34296421394654390212008-04-28T23:16:00.000-04:002008-04-28T23:16:00.000-04:00I am so glad you posted that, you are like the Brett Favre of the blogging world. Talking about retiring and then you end up thowing for the metaphorical 4 thousand yards a season in this post, and plus banging cheerleaders and stuff, because you are the super star qb and thats just part of it. Ok maybe thats only in College and I am sure Brett Favre is faithful to his wife. MY GOD dont tell me Brett favre is unfaithful?Bill From Gainesvillehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15160763250768272842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-17989271868888817862008-04-28T13:24:00.000-04:002008-04-28T13:24:00.000-04:00Hello. I have been a reader of this blog for a few months, and this story has brought me out of the bushes (so to speak...where I was not peeing) to share a college story I have not thought about for many, many years. <BR/><BR/>I went to college in the Northeast, where the inner-cities have these apartments called "triple deckers", which is three identical apartments stacked on top of each other. Go to any 40's era blue-collar urban neighborhood in New England and you'll see them. We lived on the 3rd floor, and there was a party on the 1st floor. Around 1am, our door swings open and 3 drunkdrunkdrunk girls come stumbling in. They proceed to the middle of the living room, where we were sitting on the couch in the middle of some bong-related hijinx. Suddenly, one of the girls drops her pants and starts peeing. In the middle of the living room. The other friends looked at us and went "shhhhhhhhh!" One of my roommates starts yelling "NONONONONONONONO!" The peeing one waits for a moment to drip-dry, pulls up her pants, and the three of them go back to the party downstairs. After the initial shock wore off, we cleaned up the pee, did another bong hit and then joked about hitting her in the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.<BR/><BR/>The next night, we saw the same girl out at a bar. We started making fun of her, and her big-ass boyfriend and his no-neck friends threatend to beat us up. Then we went home and listened to indie rock.<BR/><BR/>The end.<BR/><BR/>-djd (sorry, no blog address)cakedaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-55997513649149160522008-04-28T12:15:00.000-04:002008-04-28T12:15:00.000-04:00That's pretty much the best/worst drunk episode I've ever read.nancypearlwannabehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04356701520189971892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-28336732669844747042008-04-28T11:18:00.000-04:002008-04-28T11:18:00.000-04:00So wrong it's right, baby!<BR/><BR/>God I love this story. Didn't they also steal wind chimes off that poor family's front porch as well? <BR/><BR/>Or was that a different random act of debauchery?Hellafiedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13546126480346034485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-83678240187629813582008-04-28T01:55:00.000-04:002008-04-28T01:55:00.000-04:00That is so wrong on so many levels...Schokolade Mädchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16956049272803001471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-7547941041187159682008-04-27T00:20:00.000-04:002008-04-27T00:20:00.000-04:00Why would I know <I><B>anything</B></I> about your <I>bladder</I>?<BR/><BR/>You're weird, and apparently Iowa students are lazy and hate walking.<BR/><BR/>Also, who goes indoors to puke? I did all my puking <I>al fresco</I>, like a little gentleman.crimenoteshttp://coleslawblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-87275378010809297302008-04-27T00:03:00.000-04:002008-04-27T00:03:00.000-04:00Oh. My. Word!<BR/><BR/>I've done the peeing-in-bushes thing... even the puke-on-someone's-lawn thing... but in their house?!?<BR/><BR/>Crazytown! SO funny!!!JenBunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17154597975006146805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-17778427163818705272008-04-26T22:13:00.000-04:002008-04-26T22:13:00.000-04:00*bow*Random Esquirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03399602584588669767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-363064786558613182008-04-26T22:12:00.000-04:002008-04-26T22:12:00.000-04:00<I>Well, with some exceptions - it's just that those exceptions were the same exception for many people.</I><BR/><BR/>This line is glorious.dmbmeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04066785220947109829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-78371225307989402892008-04-26T22:10:00.000-04:002008-04-26T22:10:00.000-04:00Apparently so. Unfortunately, I went to Notre Dame where all the rumors about Catholic school girls were decidedly false. <BR/><BR/>Well, with some exceptions - it's just that those exceptions were the same exception for many people.<BR/><BR/>-R.Random Esquirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03399602584588669767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-84934662432275176142008-04-26T22:07:00.000-04:002008-04-26T22:07:00.000-04:00the maiden-<BR/>I know, right?<BR/><BR/>em-<BR/>DONE.<BR/><BR/>john-<BR/>I wouldn't say it was "horrible" as much as I would say "TOTALLY AWESOME"<BR/><BR/>joy-<BR/>It's why I felt the story needed to be told.<BR/><BR/>crimenotes-<BR/>Uh, we lived 10 minutes from the bars. In college, that was a length worthy of a cab ride. I also have a small bladder. You know this.<BR/><BR/>random-<BR/>um, puking in strangers' houses? You should have been a Hawkeye.dmbmeghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04066785220947109829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-56220327498198078312008-04-26T21:31:00.000-04:002008-04-26T21:31:00.000-04:00Holy *sh*t*, seriously? Ha! Girls are so much worse than boys!<BR/><BR/>Where were these women when I was in college?!Random Esquirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03399602584588669767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-21402433369021266872008-04-26T21:21:00.000-04:002008-04-26T21:21:00.000-04:00How honking massive was Iowa City where people endured epic, bush-pissing walks and needed to take cabs home? In Ann Arbor, everything was 10 minutes on foot, and we LIKED IT.crimenoteshttp://coleslawblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-47445657248655618572008-04-26T20:38:00.000-04:002008-04-26T20:38:00.000-04:00Sweet merciful crap. That's disgusting and kind of amazing at the same time.Joy @ Big Time Fancyhttp://bigtimefancy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-26168040996169973132008-04-26T19:42:00.000-04:002008-04-26T19:42:00.000-04:00I've done a lot of horrible things in my life but this shit ... wow. My jaw dropped open.<BR/><BR/>Good show.John Barleycornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08138035686166958662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-39713599151029968282008-04-26T15:32:00.000-04:002008-04-26T15:32:00.000-04:00I want you to write a story about your roommate Kelley!Emhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12041121004197559172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296037205442761135.post-6874524056255650392008-04-25T19:02:00.000-04:002008-04-25T19:02:00.000-04:00That's unbelievable!The Maiden Metallurgisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05897256429726150185noreply@blogger.com